Ladies, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of school runs, laundry, and “Mom, where’s my…?” If you answered yes, you might be just as excited as I am about the latest retreat for moms—courtesy of none other than Elon Musk. 🚀

That’s right—Elon Musk has teamed up with his buddy Trump (who, I’m sure, is already lobbying for men to go first) to offer the ultimate 3-week mom retreat in space. Apparently, we’re the ones who need to escape to a whole new galaxy for a proper reset, free from the chaos of everyday life.

As a self-proclaimed pronatalist, Elon believes we need more children. But if moms are too exhausted to have more kids, that won’t happen. So, here’s the solution: a retreat to help moms recharge, so they’re ready to “reproduce” in the best possible way. (Don’t worry—if you think you’ve got enough children already, just pretend you’re thinking about another one, and you might still be eligible.)

What Will You Do on This Retreat?

Aside from snooze, nap, repeat (because let’s be honest, we all need that), here’s a glimpse of the luxurious activities you can expect:

• Stargazing without having to cook dinner. 🌟
  You’ll gaze out at the beautiful stars and planets and think, “Wow, this is what it feels like to have a mind that’s actually at peace.” You won’t have to answer, “Mom, what’s for dinner?” or “Mom, where’s my other sock?” There’s something deeply peaceful about knowing you’re so far from any to-do list! 🌍✨
  
  
• Daily massages in the anti-gravity spa. 🪷
  No more sore backs from carrying groceries or kids. These massages are given in zero gravity, so you’ll be floating around like a cosmic goddess while your tension melts away. It’s like a float tank, but better—because you’re floating in space. 🌌
  
  
• A Zero-Gravity Swimming Pool 🏊‍♀️🚀
  Because why not combine luxury with outer space? Picture yourself floating in a zero-gravity swimming pool, the perfect way to relax and recharge while orbiting Earth. No gravity, no problem—just the perfect way to unwind, float peacefully, and let your worries melt away. 🛁✨
  
  
• Cosmic Yoga: 🧘‍♀️
  Practice yoga in zero gravity while being surrounded by the vastness of space. The only thing more relaxing than this would be a hammock between two palm trees… on the Moon. 🌙
  
  
• Cooking for one. 🍽️🍸
  You can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without someone telling you they don’t like broccoli or can’t find their napkin. It’s like a dream come true.
  
  
• Uninterrupted reading time. 📚
  Bring all the books you’ve been meaning to read but never had time for (you know, like that novel you started in 2017 and never finished). In space, you can read to your heart’s content without anyone needing a snack or a ride to soccer practice.
  
  

The Catch?

There’s just one little hiccup: Elon is still ironing out a few minor issues with the project (he’s pretty busy these days making the U.S. administration ‘more efficient’). And his buddy, Trump, thinks that men should go first. While Elon has promised that we’ll be next in line after ‘a few more men’ get their turn, it looks like it’s not happening just yet. 😬 Maybe we need moms to take up this kind of project ourselves! 🙌

BUT—I’ve got you covered!

While You Wait for Your Space Retreat…

Since we can’t leave Earth just yet, why not take a break in the most grounded way possible? Join me in my next Vision Board Workshop, where we’ll create your personal roadmap to a future full of relaxation, joy, and peace—no spaceship required. 🌟

And just a heads-up: this blog post is my playful April Fools’ joke for the day! 😄

But the opportunity to create your dream escape—and even more so, a lighter and more joyful everyday life—is 100% real, and I’m here to help you bring it to life.

Simply reply with ‘I’m interested in the workshop,’ or email me at connect@judithfuhrmann.com, and I’ll share the workshop details with you in the coming days, so you can decide if it resonates with you.

You deserve a break and an escape, dear mama bird, even if it’s just a workshop that brings more lightness to your everyday life—and maybe even helps you plan a little escape for yourself. 🌸

I’d love to hear from you!

With much love (and humor) ☺️,

Judith